CraftyMommaOf2
12-17-2004, 12:39 PM
i had to share this! seems like alot of us are stressed right now and this totally made me laugh! :bighug
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that
it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I
am so glad I do not w work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!"
:tree
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that
it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I
am so glad I do not w work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!"
:tree